writting poems,play basketball.going out with my friends just chill out.
Favorite Music
EN voyue,b2k,pretty ricky
Favorite Movies
rush hour1&2,big momma'shouse,how high,god father(which i have all the collection)paper sloider,boy in the hood,def by temptation,cocah carter.the longest yard,friday,finding nemo,titanic,step up,bad boys,sherk,coming to america,blood diamond,2fast to furious,priates caribbean
Favorite TV Shows
cosbyshow,the real world,one on one,eve,my wife nd kids also jerry springer.
Favorite Books
roots,booldy money,sex chronicles,and love around the worlds.
Hey how are you doing; long time no speaks; How is ur vacation(if u huv one)???
I huv 3 jokes for you 1 - "Corruption"
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
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2nd joke - "Questions, Questions, Questions!"
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", da lawyer replied, "I charge $200 2 answer 3 questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said da lawyer, "& what's ur 3rd question?" @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Da 3rd joke called "Slow vs. Fast."
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. %%%%%%%%%%%%%% Enjooooooooooy
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